Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
- think of me
- if you ain’t back in 20 i’ll send in the coast guard
- good luck
- don’t fall in
- I’ll alert the media
hope everything comes out ok
If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
I think about this all the time