Jul 29th with 981,659 notes /
Artist: UnknownSam Smith x Beyoncé
Title: UnknownXO With Me
Album: Unknown
Plays: 83,269
verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
Jul 28th with 359,212 notes /
lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard
Jul 28th with 389,057 notes /

the-ginger-imp:

the-perks-of-being-a-fangirl2:

castielcampbell:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • if you ain’t back in 20 i’ll send in the coast guard
  • good luck
  • don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media

hope everything comes out ok

Jul 28th with 553,845 notes /

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

Jul 08th with 450,972 notes /

nitoriaiichirou:

talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???

Jul 01st with 74,037 notes /
dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.
Jul 01st with 381,666 notes /

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time