Jul 08th with 449,121 notes /

nitoriaiichirou:

talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???

Jul 01st with 71,603 notes /
dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.
Jul 01st with 369,688 notes /

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

lovingcaptainswan:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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Jun 14th with 485,613 notes /
Jun 14th with 3,278 notes /

ohmyprettydarling:

am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things

"I love you" means your heart has made a connection with that person.

"I’m IN love with you" means your heart is invested in them.

intensional:

when someone asks to see your phone

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 
Jun 14th with 150,029 notes /
violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued
Jun 14th with 155,520 notes /