kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 
Oct 19th with 791,028 notes /
thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped
Oct 19th with 76,394 notes /

youthclubs:

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

conclvsions:

constantcollapse:

Does anyone have that really odd feeling when you’re alone in your bedroom laying down listening to sad ass music and you just realized how bored you are with life and you want to go on adventures and live and feel free but you just want to fucking die because you don’t see a point anymore and it’s not like you’re sobbing and you’re extremely sad, it’s more of a numb feeling and you simply just want to die idk that’s how I feel these days and yeah

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

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45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
Oct 12th with 498,470 notes /
Oct 04th with 598,981 notes /

ichabod-stole-my-tardis:

gumbyfair:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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what just happened?

I can’t tell if the doctor who fandom or hitler crashed this post

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

enstarprise:

alegbra:

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

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It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

stoned-levi:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse
Sep 24th with 619,881 notes /
tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
Sep 24th with 201,002 notes /
vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

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This penguin has higher honors than me. Did you know he was actually Knighted!!!!



is that a badge on his arm OMG
Sep 24th with 22,280 notes /

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.